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<---------------It's almost time for the unbelievable advertisement!!!

But first, a true story about the Duracell Battery ad campaign.....

"They Assaulted Our Battery"


The "Corporate Masters" at a certain rival battery company (COUGH COUGH EVERREADY, ENERGIZER)--

...Sued our ad agency to keep us from broadcasting this ad during As the World Turns (Housewife's Desires Adult Version)....

...Started a rumor campaign to counteract the great positive message we developed for Duracell Batteries...

...Went to our booth at the trade show and stole our brochures...

...Sent five Cease-and-DESIST letters to our clients and our lawyers, each with a different message of HATRED...

...Tried to send us "up the creek" with how many paddles? Oh yeah, "NONE"

Too bad they didn't realize our unyielding, unconditional, interminable DEDICATION and DEVOTION to our client DURACELL BATTERIES!!!

"Take it/to the limit/Take it/to the limit/Take it/to the limit/One more time"

Now you have the proper context to truly appreciate our Duracell advertisement.

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